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𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗔 ([personal profile] callouses) wrote2022-04-05 11:27 am

𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓



open space! feel free to toss in a starter, prompts, texts, etc. c:
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[personal profile] useable 2022-04-15 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ from here. ]

I don't need to be taken care of, housekeeper. You can talk to whoever you want.

[ it's not like he's going to get jealous or anything... hmph. ]

I don't know why I bothered asking anyway. I can just go by myself.

[ but he's definitely upset because he didn't think Thoma would sort of "reject" his invitation of going to the festival together. ]
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[personal profile] useable 2022-04-23 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that you would love to spend the festival with me seeing as you tried to give me reason to not take you.

[ he's gonna stay petty, sorry. ]

But I'm not going to be here for too long and I would rather experience the best of everything the festival has to offer. Anyway, you'll always have other festivals to take whoever you want.

[ just get to the point for the love of Celestia — ]

So, sure. We should go together.

[ who was the one asking who here again? ]
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-02 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, how presumptuous to think that we would have the best time together. I hope you're the type to keep such promises.

[ he is not saying that endearingly, ok?

well... at least Thoma is coming up with some good ideas now, such as dressing Childe like an Inazuman so that he can blend in. ]


Certainly. Just point me to where I can buy them and I'll head on over to get fitted. What colors are you going to be wearing?

[ he asks so that they can match. ]
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-03 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anyone you aren't friends with?

[ everywhere they go, Thoma seems to be well-liked by the people they come across... whoever he ends up dating is going to have a difficult time not getting jealous. not that Childe would ever worry about such a thing since he's definitely not thinking about what it would be like to date Thoma. ]

Alright, we can go along with your idea since it sounds like you really thought this through. Hm, do the types of masks hold some sort of symbolism?
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-07 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ it confuses Childe to hear that plenty of people dislike Thoma. surely he's exaggerating... although it makes some sense that those who dislike the housekeeper are threatened by his closeness to the Kamisato family, therefore envious of his social position more than anything. ]

You do seem like the type who would call someone a friend upon your first meeting. And I wasn't about to ask such a question... but thank you for clarifying.

[ although he was wondering about it to himself. ]

I do like making friends wherever I go.

[ mostly people he can spar with. ]

How charming. Then I should get one of those kitsune masks for myself. So what will you be wearing to the festival?
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-22 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot imagine you ever giving too little of yourself. Perhaps an instance of that sort of situation would only be considered as such in your mind.

[ to say that Childe is surprised by Thoma offering to pay for him would be... very accurate. Childe is quite known for having a lot of money due to fulfilling many of his Tsaritsa's assignments. and the wealth pretty much comes with being a Harbinger. so no one really offers to pay things for him — which is silly to think about because surely this little mask shouldn't be too expensive, and yet Childe still finds himself feeling touched by the gesture.

or it could just be Thoma's ploy in getting close to Childe so that he can gain information about the Tsaritsa and her plans. so unfortunately, Childe will have to remain careful...

... or maybe Thoma just really wants Childe to be reminded of him whenever he sees that mask...?

ugh. he needs to stop thinking about this. ]


Thank you, Thoma. That's very kind of you. I'll be sure to repay your kindness by being good company during the festival.

A hyottoko? Is that the one with the funny face? What could possibly be the meaning behind that mask?
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-24 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you take pleasure in watching others eat? I'll be sure to put on a good show for you, then.

[ he's just teasing... mostly. and if his words sounded slightly dirty, well, that is definitely intentional. ]

A golden belly button? Did it do anything for him and his family?

Hmm. But you don't look strange or unusual, so I don't think that mask really fits you. Perhaps you should just match masks with me instead. You might not be a fox but you're certainly cute.
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
It might just be me thinking in a gruesome manner but wouldn't they have to cut off his belly button in order to exchange the gold for mora? Or... perhaps he simply gave luck to his village for being born.

[ lots to think about with this hyottoko folklore. ]

The way you bring it up sounds like you're the one who is more excited about the prospect of bedding me. It must be your silly pride that's holding you back, is it not?
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-25 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that would make the gold of a belly button useless if it shrivels up once it is detached from the body. I wonder if they were able to pass it down.

[ good thing Childe is a hydro user then. :) ]

I'm sure you're aware that I'm not just anyone so you can't use that sort of excuse on me. And kissing is for lovers, which we are not... But I can agree that a buildup is important. You would know if you had just given in.
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[personal profile] useable 2022-05-25 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ he can absolutely hear Thoma pouting somehow... but Childe isn't going to fall for it!! not yet, not this soon anyway. thankfully he can't actually see the housekeeper, so Childe can hold a bit of resistance from giving in. ]

You won't know what I would do unless we go to bed together.

Nevertheless. This is a silly topic to have when you aren't even keen on sleeping with me.


[ let's change the topic now before Childe ends up saying something he'll regret. ]

I'll meet you tomorrow for the festival.
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sorry for the delay!

[personal profile] publishings 2022-04-30 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is that what was most frustrating about her? That as menacing as she was, an allure calls for one to ignore their common sense and give her one last chance. A charm that was Archon's only knew how old in the making. ]

Or perhaps dogs were always meant to be tamed. The difference is you're less likely to find a domesticated fox than you are wild dogs, no? It is as nature intended them to be.

[ Yet, Thoma tries to fight against one's nature. Perhaps he can't relate. Mondstadt may have its hooks on everyone daring to want freedom, but... here he is. Trying to get a fox to smile anything but a sly grin. ]

If it did anything other than bring amusement, the request would have been denied. I run a shrine, Thoma, not a zoo.

Oh? I wasn't aware that was more your nature. To me, you seemed quite fond staying put with your Lord and Lady – just as a dog would spend the very last of his days happy at the side of his Master. Am I wrong?
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[personal profile] publishings 2022-05-02 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She gets it. Some loyalties run a little deeper, tugging at parts of oneself that they wished to keep more guarded. Miko doesn't travel the world, tending to the affairs of humans and archons alike. She's still bound by duty, by her lax role in Inazuma.

No one would question it, for they are fearful of what would come from it. ]


Mm, so it is. Much of life is subjective, such as if it is a good idea to bring a gang of dogs up to a mountain shrine.

You are an odd one, you know. For you represent what makes Inazuma... well, as it is but something else. It is usually Liyue that welcomes settlers from other lands.

The Kamisato clan is fortunate to have such obedience and care, it seems.

If only I snatched you up for a shrine role first...


[ Sarcasm is so difficult to read over messages. She's silent for some time, even if Thoma continues talking. ]

Please bring towels, as well, unless you like the smell of wet dog.

[ STOP DIPPING IN THE PONDS... ]
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[personal profile] publishings 2022-05-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's sorry her ex tried to make a weird kinda sexy ritual about taking your vision, bro. Miko tries to only get involved when it makes sense to, after all. Thoma pushes his luck, relying on a sunny charm that reminds her quite like the Traveler... ]

Making my nose wrinkle with its stink, yes. Your behavior is very much up for debate if this cute boy is causing problems.

[ Because what kind of problems could Thoma, of all people, cause? He's a fixer, after all.

Bribery comes in the sweet form of food and she doesn't think twice before replying: ]


Fried tofu. Freshly made. That will be your apology.
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[personal profile] publishings 2022-05-03 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She fortunately doesn't confirm if she passed the message on. The shrine maidens were too busy zipping around trying to calm the foxes, after all. ]

Perhaps he was chasing fish, causing more trouble than he's worth... hm. It just seems like no one here is capable of speaking dog, so it truly is up to interpretation. I doubt it's loneliness, however.

Good. A transaction worthwhile. I'll be seeing you shortly, then.


[ Because yeah, she's having to enter the fray to wrangle this dumb dog up too. ]
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[personal profile] publishings 2022-05-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Miko hadn't done anything that would scare the dog off. She stews in her own grievances, silent as the dull wind in the mountains. It takes a bit for Thoma to oblige to her request and make his way back – but she had left the ponds at the side of the compound to the front steps when he arrives.

The sunny blonde catches the sunset like nothing other, leaving the maidens behind her in awe. He's a good guy and his word was solid. They approach Thoma, taking the container for their Lady without even a single word.

Thoma's friend was all too happy to see him – bumrushing the boy without any reprieve. ]


If you can make one promise, perhaps. Are you willing to oblige my request?

[ A soft huff past her lips follows: ]

A smaller class of dogs. I'm not quite sure you can manage them.
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[personal profile] publishings 2022-05-22 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If there was no one to set Thoma right, would he even be the dutiful worker many people know him as? Miko wasn't his 'supervisor' by any means, but Thoma provides the same helpfulness as he does to his Lord and Lady. Maybe it was because Miko's reputation far exceeds her title... ask Gorou. ]

The girls need a break from time to time. I'd rather them playing with dogs than falling for boys from the city. Either their hearts are broken or they leave my tutelage. A lose-lose and their sobbing does get rather annoying...

[ A thinly-veiled connection to men and dogs, it was clear dogs were the lesser of two evils in this silly case. ]

Positive reinforcement only goes so far. If you wish to have someone follow you, letting them know the proper way is the only way is crucial. There is a standard one must maintain and if they do not meet it – what is the alternative?